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blindguymcsqueezie:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because…

How to break up with someone

You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME. 
You: BYEEEE

wifipasswords:

im not even sassy im just an asshole

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

I reblogged like 10 thinga, and i habe no idea what they were… I think im tired but idk.. vh