The fluffiest of all Muffins

dampsandwich:

*takes 15 minute long drag of a cigarette* when i was a kid,

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

bigeisamazing:

cattlemutilation:

are u down to f-word?

fight?

avocadno:

does my lack of motivation and life purpose turn you on

egberts:

intercourse more like yes of course

yourtubes:

*calls you by your url at your funeral* 

shewillbelubed:

stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal for breakfast

roboboners:

ambidextrousmalpractice:

wesley-crusher:

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

someone should try to actually pronounce this and make it an audio post

please

or you can listen to it on google translate

It’s kinda frustrating. The only reason why i haven’t spent my money lately is because my mom keeps spending it.

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fuck changed ‘fuckers’ to ‘meaners’

-apple:

i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day

ryolis:

lets take this to the bedroom

i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room